Matters of Weight: Enlightenment

Weighing the great issues of our time. In lb’s and ounces. First up, Enlightenment!

For this experiment I have used a Buddha of standard size and compounds. The scales are just the sort of ones you’ve got in your kitchen, I’d imagine. Now we measure!
Quiet please while the measuring commences…
As we can see, Enlightenment comes in at an expected lightness of two lb’s and twelve ounces.
That’s a street value of about one hundred and fifty clams! No wonder he’s off to cash that in…

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